Meet North Korean dictator Kim Jong Uns new girlfriend serving some excellent work aiding songlyrics straight from the fabric:

Our factory comrades say in jest,
Why they tell me I am a virgin on a stallion. After a full day’s work I still have energy left. My skills are truly like lightening they say.They say I am a virgin on a stallion. Yet again today I was the first to leave for work. Apparently my name was in the paper!

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